Saturday, 10 May 2014

Ching's Diatribe to Hong Kong: Officials and Whores

Ching's Diatribe to Hong Kong: Officials and Whores
Translated by Chen-t'ang 鎮棠, Written by Ching Tip-yi (程蝶衣)
Original: Press here  



(Image by Tomas Castelazo via Wikimedia Commons)
What are the differences between high-ranking officials and whores?

Whores earn a living by using the mouth below. If it doesn't work, then they'll have to sell their behind.
Officials earn a living by using the mouth above. Whether it works or not, they'll have to sell their behinds.
Whores take personal things for public's use.
Officials take public things for personal use.
Whores definitely charge when they work.
Officials definitely charge no matter they work or not.
Whores won't reject mainlander patrons, as long as they pay enough money.
Officials won't treat Hongkongers as patrons, even though you pay all taxes.

高官同妓女既分別喺邊?
妓女用下面把口搵食,下面把口唔得就先要賣埋後面。
高官用上面把口搵食,上面把口得唔得都要賣埋後面。
妓女私器公用。
高官公器私用。
妓女做野一定要收錢。
高官做唔做野都一定要收錢。
妓女唔會唔做大陸人生意,只要你比足錢。
高官唔會做香港人生意,就算你交足税。

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